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Friday, October 21, 2005
That's Gross
I love watching surgery on TV, checking out all of CSI's fake bodies in various states of decomp., and poop/fart jokes. I love to read about serial killers (the sicker the better), I'll clean up my animals' accidents, and I'm mildly fascinated by mold growing on things in the fridge. I love frogs, lizards and (unless they're poisonous) snakes. Mice and rats? Like them too.

Smell something stinky and need to find the source? I'm your gal!

Want to watch the poop scene in Dumb & Dumber? I'm there!

Have a gross rash you want me to check out? Bring it on!

I'm really not very girly when it comes to gross things. It takes a lot to gross me out.

So what grosses me out, you ask?

Numero uno on the list is vomiting. Vomiting, seeing someone else vomit or smelling vomit-GROSS. I will go to great lengths to stay away from vomit---probably partially why I don't have kids. Gals, I won't hold your hair back, and I don't expect you to hold back mine. You got shitfaced, so you're on your own. I can count the times I have vomited on ONE hand (plus one finger), and I can only hope that it never goes any higher.

This is making me nauseous just talking about it, so I'm going to stop.

What grosses you out?


11 Comments:

Anonymous elisha said...

roach guts?

Blogger Nap Queen said...

Well, that IS true. I do hate roaches and their innards. That's #2 after vomiting :)

Blogger Kami said...

Mucus. I was in nursing school for a while. I can take urine, crap, blood, etc. Vomit is pretty hard, even my kid's, but mucus is the worst. Gawd, this one patient coughed up all this crap out of his lungs. OMG. Gag me.

Blogger Melissa2Kidz said...

Well I will tell you the sort of things that gross me out and then I will tell you about a movie my cousin told me about, that will gross out even the strongest of stomachs. I was also in nursing school and i didnt mind, blood, fecal matter, urine, anything really. I dont like vomit whatsoever and muscus grosses me out too. I used to have to deal with people with TB and that is the absolute WORST. Ugh!! Now for the movie. It is called the ARISTOCRATS. Not the aristoCATS,lol. It is a movie with 100 different comics telling the same joke, which has the same intro. and ending but different middles, because the comics can basically say whatever they want. Well the original joke contained, incest, beastiality, people doing gross things to each other like, sorry for this, shitting on one another and doing other things. I don't even want to talk about it. Since she told me this, which was last week, I am still thoroughly disgusted.. Eww!!!

Blogger Mama Duck said...

I'll agree that smelling pukies on Peanut's face is right up there with nastiness #1.

Blogger Tammy said...

I seriously thought about going to nursing school. But, I soon realized that the first time someone threw up, pissed or shit on me, I was DONE.

So, I went to paralegal school. At least no one will throw up on me. Although, I do figuratively get shit on from time to time, there is no vomit.

Anonymous Dana said...

I am with Kami...mucus is my absolute worse weakness. I will be in nursing school...so I have lots of gagging to look forward to.

Blogger Isabel said...

I hate to vomit. Blah.

What grosses me out? When guys scratch their privates. And when they pick their nose. I freak out.

Blogger Nate said...

clowns who juggle colostomy bags

Blogger Nap Queen said...

Touche, Nate, touche.

Blogger roxie said...

The grossest thing I've ever seen was a bad internet mpeg of two girls in a bathtub puking in each others' mouths and then playin with the vomit soup that was stewing in the tub. The worst part is it was obviously supposed to be pornographic!
Ew, now I think I'M going to hurl...

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