I love watching surgery on TV, checking out all of CSI's fake bodies in various states of decomp., and poop/fart jokes. I love to read about serial killers (the sicker the better), I'll clean up my animals' accidents, and I'm mildly fascinated by mold growing on things in the fridge. I love frogs, lizards and (unless they're poisonous) snakes. Mice and rats? Like them too.
Smell something stinky and need to find the source? I'm your gal!
Want to watch the poop scene in Dumb & Dumber? I'm there!
Have a gross rash you want me to check out? Bring it on!
I'm really not very girly when it comes to gross things. It takes a lot to gross me out.
So what grosses me out, you ask?
Numero uno on the list is vomiting. Vomiting, seeing someone else vomit or smelling vomit-GROSS. I will go to great lengths to stay away from vomit---probably partially why I don't have kids. Gals, I won't hold your hair back, and I don't expect you to hold back mine. You got shitfaced, so you're on your own. I can count the times I have vomited on ONE hand (plus one finger), and I can only hope that it never goes any higher.
This is making me nauseous just talking about it, so I'm going to stop.
What grosses you out?
Smell something stinky and need to find the source? I'm your gal!
Want to watch the poop scene in Dumb & Dumber? I'm there!
Have a gross rash you want me to check out? Bring it on!
I'm really not very girly when it comes to gross things. It takes a lot to gross me out.
So what grosses me out, you ask?
Numero uno on the list is vomiting. Vomiting, seeing someone else vomit or smelling vomit-GROSS. I will go to great lengths to stay away from vomit---probably partially why I don't have kids. Gals, I won't hold your hair back, and I don't expect you to hold back mine. You got shitfaced, so you're on your own. I can count the times I have vomited on ONE hand (plus one finger), and I can only hope that it never goes any higher.
This is making me nauseous just talking about it, so I'm going to stop.
What grosses you out?
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roach guts?
Well, that IS true. I do hate roaches and their innards. That's #2 after vomiting :)
Mucus. I was in nursing school for a while. I can take urine, crap, blood, etc. Vomit is pretty hard, even my kid's, but mucus is the worst. Gawd, this one patient coughed up all this crap out of his lungs. OMG. Gag me.
I'll agree that smelling pukies on Peanut's face is right up there with nastiness #1.
I seriously thought about going to nursing school. But, I soon realized that the first time someone threw up, pissed or shit on me, I was DONE.
So, I went to paralegal school. At least no one will throw up on me. Although, I do figuratively get shit on from time to time, there is no vomit.
I am with Kami...mucus is my absolute worse weakness. I will be in nursing school...so I have lots of gagging to look forward to.
I hate to vomit. Blah.
What grosses me out? When guys scratch their privates. And when they pick their nose. I freak out.
clowns who juggle colostomy bags
Touche, Nate, touche.
The grossest thing I've ever seen was a bad internet mpeg of two girls in a bathtub puking in each others' mouths and then playin with the vomit soup that was stewing in the tub. The worst part is it was obviously supposed to be pornographic!
Ew, now I think I'M going to hurl...
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