A Long Overdue Bulleted List

Here are some things that came to me this evening:

• I love Careless Whisper (any George Michael, really). Guilty feet, indeed.
• I hate the dust and dirt that collects on my sweat when I walk on the hike and bike trail. I end up all gritty and dirty. It's been a two-shower-a-day kind of week.
• Central Market's tortilla soup ain't that great.
• I love Laughing Cow cheese....any cheese for the most part...
• I hope my husband can work enough hours today and tomorrow (he's at work right now) so he can take Friday off with me to finally stain the floor.
• I get really pissed and grossed out when one of my darling dogs who shall remain nameless (DULCE) climbs behind the baby gate and CHOWS down on cat poo in the litterbox. She had litter all over her mouth. Ew.
• Found out my shitty neighbors tailgated my friend/neighbor all the way to a major thoroughfare, then sped around her, only to get pulled over by a cop on a side street HAHAHA. Karma's a bitch.
• I wish I didn't feel guilty about buying a $14.99 shirt at Target.
• Why must I have a pimple between my eyes? It's small, but still.
• I'm getting excited about the big 3-0.
• I really didn't think Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson would break up, but then again, I had high hopes for Dave and Carmen.
• Go read this post. Because it's funny. And I can't stop laughing about it.
• I need to do something with my dried out wedding bouquet.
• I need to tell you about my latest Michael's experience. I'm still pissed about it. WORST CUSTOMER SERVICE EVER.
• I hate the lyrics to the new Nelly Furtado song. Promiscuous? Come on. Could you TRY to be a little more creative?

I guess that's all I can come up with right now. My camera batteries are d-e-a-d, otherwise I would have shown you my dirt/sock line and my dog's dirty cat litter chin. Aren't you sad you missed THAT!