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Friday, September 08, 2006
Rats and Porn
Many of you might remember hearing about the little pest issue we've had at my place of employment here, here, here and here. Today we started to smell a horrible smell. You guessed it (or maybe you didn't). A dead rat in the ceiling directly over my head.

And here's something to make you laugh. When I google my first and last name, there's a penthouse pet from the 80s with the same name whose links come up first. Here she is. You're welcome.



24 Comments:

Blogger TBG said...

That is so freaky about the rats. YIKES, thank goodness the dead rat did not fall on your desk!

You mean that isnt you?

Have a great weekend!

Blogger Lisa said...

That dead rat is a scarey, scarey thing. OH MY GOD. I think you could lodge a formal complaint.

And the centerfold chick -- that is TOO funny!

Blogger Lori said...

That is just gross. About the rat, I mean.

The Penthouse cover is hilarious. Thank god the 80s are over...

That is sooo gross. I can just imagine the smell.

Hmm, I think there is a Drag Queen out there using my middle name, but I didn't realize you had a true twin.

Anonymous elisha said...

you got literal and figurative rats down there. I'm so sorry, Nap Queen. I hope things get better soon. Possibly a drink at Hotel San Hose tomorrow night. I'll call and let you know for sure.

Blogger Kami said...

GROSS. A dead rat?

Niiice. I had no idea you used to do Penthouse.

Blogger Lori said...

Dis-GUSTING!

A couple years ago we figured out a rat had died in our attic. Kim had to clean it up and he says it was the worst thing he's ever had to do along those lines.

Blogger Mama C said...

Dang! You look great. Centerfold makes good in Atown.

Ha ha!

No comment on those rats.

Blogger liberalbanana said...

Mmmmm, dead rats. Is it strange that I'm eating my lunch right now and that doesn't bother me one bit?

A girl with my name was kidnapped in the early 90's so if you Google my name, she's the biggest story that comes up.

Blogger The Kept Woman said...

Damn girl.

It is SO wrong that that same outfit is on sale at your loval mall this fall.

Blogger Shell said...

There's a woman out there with my name and she's a basketball coach for some college.

Are you really disclosing some secret about yourself and you're afraid to just come out and say it? We know you're really the Porno Queen, not the Nap Queen.
:-)

Anonymous wordgirl said...

My in-laws have an old farmhouse on some land in Comanche County. It's a two story house and I find it absolutely amazing that one tiny field mouse (dead, of course) can create the necessary stink to fill that entire building. But it can. So I can only imagine the stench emanating from the spot right over your head. My sympathies.

Anonymous wordgirl said...

My in-laws have an old farmhouse on some land in Comanche County. It's a two story house and I find it absolutely amazing that one tiny field mouse (dead, of course) can create the necessary stink to fill that entire building. But it can. So I can only imagine the stench emanating from the spot right over your head. My sympathies.

Blogger Tammy said...

Hmmmm. Here I thought you were starting to actually smell the bullshit. :)

Blogger Tammy said...

Oh, and Damn you are hot on that magazine.

Blogger Mirabeau Lamar said...

I can see the resemblance. Are you kin with that buxom doppleganger? Wait . . . is this an emotionally indulgent blog I detect? Why, of course not! How are things in your rat-corpse infested cubicle, Mint Julep?

Law school is just what I thought it would be: an exercise in soul commerce. But, oh, the pay off! So much to ask about, but I prefer that we communicate through our half-literate friend, Big Champion.

Blogger Adeline said...

wow she has really big

sunglasses.

Blogger The Old Lady said...

We had a dead Rat in Big D once. It took them a couple of days to find it and remove it.

Good luck

Anonymous js said...

Well that sure beats your name coming up on the 10 most wanted list or something, or the Enquirer.
the rat thing sucks but it beats living rats roaming around god knows where all day and night!
jsull28fl@yaho

Blogger SFG said...

I bet she is really.....smart.

Blogger Carrie said...

I could so not work there! Ick. Ick. Ick. So funny about the penthouse deal!

Anonymous wendy boucher said...

Rats and porn. Imagine the google searches that will lead to your blog now.

Blogger Isabel said...

Oh my gosh. You are so lucky. This is the most awesome thing I've seen today.

(how come when I google my name I get a picture of a Barbie doll? That is SO LAME!)

And also, I hate the 80's. And I hate that they are "coming back". I plan to fight it all the way.

Blogger Lucky Lum said...

sah-weet!! nothing cool like that comes up when I google my name.

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